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✉️ text — un: homelander.

[breeding]

little birdy told me we're responsible for keeping you alive.

might have to have you come down to the morgue and lie still for a few minutes.

[behavioural]

don't tell me that you guys are actually plannin to fake my death

[breeding]

look, it's not my first choice, either, but we might as well try it.
i've got the docs on call, all you have to do is look dead.

[behavioural]

be honest, is it because none of you managed to convince a doctor to ensure my survival?

( and he does mean bella, shanks and hawk. )

i promise it won't hurt my feelings if it's a yes

[breeding]

we've got shanks, but better safe than sorry. even with a doc, if a wolf comes after you, you're gonna be in nasty shape. thought it might be nicer if you don't have to worry about it at all.

[ He thinks they have Shanks, anyway, but who knows what Set's up to. ]

[behavioural]

not that i can't see the strategy behind this, but i still have a role to play

faking my death will not dissuade a werewolf from coming after me when they know this game will make sure i play my part as a witch

just as it had done with paul atreides

( his only guarantee is someone in the doctor role. )

i wouldn't place all of my bets on shanks though
it looks like he has a seer in his crew

[breeding]

hey, you said "a doc," not "any doc but shanks."

maybe it's a foregone conclusion, maybe it's not, but it's not like it'll cost you anything to give it a shot.

[behavioural]

sure, sure
i was gonna watch the show for a while longer
but i'll come down now