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[redsoil]

I will not take it easy on you, so bring all your skill to bear.

Shall we make a bargain on the outcome? Not a winner-loser bargain, that would be dull.

[behavioural]

i'm listening

[redsoil]

We play as usual, until there is a winner and a loser overall. All recorded.

The court is already divided into two sides, yours and mine. We will divide it again into left and right per side.

At the end of the game, we randomly choose from "my side, left or right" and "your side, left or right". Whomever had the most balls touch the randomly chosen side, is the actual victor who may declare their prize.

Understandable? [ chaos god loves randomization mmm catnip ]

[behavioural]

yea

i'm game

( sounds more fun than a normal match. )

i'm busy right now, but we can meet up tomorrow

[redsoil]

[ it's also randomized so even if set wins the match, he might not win the actual game ]

What are you busy WITH? You just killed a man.

[behavioural]

( he can get behind a game of stratagem ok ok )

i've got a date

[redsoil]

Ugh, really??

With WHO? [ he doesn't like waiting for gratification pierce ]

[behavioural]

johnson

[redsoil]

Danny Johnson?

I feel so terribly for him. I heard his "thing" was being untouchable by death, but now he's been made so... common.

[behavioural]

i still consider him a unique case

even if this place has made death pretty obselete, johnson is the only one that i'm aware of who can resurrect himself without any external influence

[redsoil]

Osiris could. I know he is not here, but were he to withhold permission, death would not touch anything or anyone.

I wonder if that is the case for Danny Johnson.

Oh, you do not have to say if it is secret between you. I would ask him myself, I am only thinking aloud.

[ also he is NOT shy about introducing himself via rude, invasive questions ]

[behavioural]

is your brother the god of death?

( as for johnson, ) he doesn't seem to be keeping his ability a secret
i'm sure he'll tell you if you ask
as long as he knows the answer to it

[redsoil]

Life and death, yes. Nothing lives, nor dies, lest he grant it leave.

And I killed his ass.

[ YAY DANNY! reasons to make more cr: go ]

[behavioural]

did he come back alive?

( or did set figure out a way to make it last? )

[redsoil]

My sister put him back together, but he can never again pass into the mortal realm.
He remains forever upon the throne of Duat, the underworld.

[ since beings without beginnings do not really have ends, that is "death" to one — more or less ]

[behavioural]

( sounds like the circumstances for the rulers of hell are more or less the same throughout various religions, huh? )

why did you kill him?

[redsoil]

He mocked me.

[ made a mockery of me, more like. but he won't be admitting to that <3 ]

I fought countless wars for the longevity and prosperity of his rule, and while I was away from Heliopolis, he coveted my family for himself. Greedy fxcker. Everyone loved him. They would have let him get away with anything.

[ all of this has a measure of truth, as usual. it's just not THEE truth ]

[behavioural]

he deserved what he got then
brother or not, he tried to take what was yours
it's always better to remove a thorn in the side promptly