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text « un: odaye

[meca]

pierce
where are you

[behavioural]

( ...............haha.

this is some fuckin' sick joke. so fuckin' sick in fact that he just shattered all the windows in his living room. well, that's gonna cost a pretty penny, innit? )

piss tf off asswipe

[meca]

don't be a dick
i'm having a shit time as is

[behavioural]

i'm not the one being a fuckin dick, mate

so unless you want me to punch your face in, you better tell me who tf put you up to this

[meca]

i'd like to see you try

[behavioural]

then why don't you come over and i'll show you
19a up housing

( he will be more than happy to defenestrate this sob. )

[meca]

you're lucky it's just an elevator ride down
otherwise i'd really be pissed at you for being an ass

( but he is. going to find his pants and pull them on so he can take the elevator down without getting shamed for waltzing around in boxer briefs and nothing else. look at the amount of effort he goes through for friendship. )

text, un: ragnor

[unfriendlygreen]

Hello, this is Ragnor Fell. Oliver told me you were the one to ask to babysit him.

[behavioural]

if oliver needs a babysitter, he would come to me himself

[unfriendlygreen]

He fought with Nick. It's a long story he's better suited to telling.

I can only be in one place and someone should be with Oliver.

[behavioural]

sure i'll check in on him

[unfriendlygreen]

Thank you. I'm aware your whole friend group is reckless, and I'm aware Oliver might have directed me to you because of it.

But please don't do anything tonight.

[behavioural]

we don't have the type of relationship where you can tell me what to do or make comments on my "whole friend group" like i would somehow appreciate your input so i would put a lid on that real quick if i were you

text | un: nick

[extent]

dont garden in the down it makes u stupid horny
f.y.i.

[ is he taking the temperature of things? maybe so ]

[behavioural]

i didn't pick up gardening as a hobby in the past 5 years but thanks for the heads up

[extent]

well good.
its been 5 yrs idk what youve been doing w ur life

[behavioural]

not gardening

you aren't telling me this bc you got aphro'd by vegetables are you?

[extent]

i dont garden like that

i just figured you wouldnt want to end up a horny fuck machine w/o ur consent thats all

[behavioural]

that's considerate of you

text « un: odaye

[meca]

i'm in jail
come get me out

[behavioural]

why are you in jail?

[meca]

broke housing laws

[behavioural]

guess i do have to take responsibility for that

i'm omw

[meca]

bring clothes

( because he's--sitting down in a room at the cage in the down, stripped to nothing and slouching forward to. curl into himself a bit. oliver is having a shit day. he looks irritated, but he does look up when pierce arrives and. raises a brow towards him. )

Hey, babe. Get me out, please? My ass hurts from sitting.

( the floor is hard, pierce. )

gently backdated 2 murder day

[extent]

you need to come home